Half a Person Retrograde
Call me morbid, call me pale
I’ve spent ten years on your trail
Ten long years on your trail
Call me morbid, call me pale
I’ve spent ten years on your trail
Ten full years of my life on your trail
And if you have five seconds to spare
Then I’ll tell you the story of my life
Forty two, clumsy and shy
I went to Berlin and I
I booked myself in at the great P.I.C.T.O.
I said I like it here, can I stay?
I like it here, can I stay?
Do you have a vacancy for a back-scrubber?
He was in pain, and sour
And he told me equally dour
He said I know it looks like I’m drunk but I’m serious
He was angry and mysterious
And if you have five seconds to spare
Then I’ll tell you the story of my life
Forty two, clumsy and shy
I went to Berlin and I
I booked myself in at the great P.I.C.T.O.
I said I like it here, can I stay?
I like it here, can I stay?
And do you have a vacancy for a...